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Saturday, August 14, 2004

Goodmorning, all. *Yawns, stretches, shows penis to an unsuspecting Michael*

If you don't get the title, don't even bother wondering. I notice Froggy has made excellent use of the new tagboard and it's functionality. I'm still searching for that perfect template, though. Going to Betsy's today. Gonna tear it up and burn it down. I had a really weird dream, where I was dating someone really old. It was weird, for my birthday he bought me this hat made of ostrich, and I said, "I'm poor and I don't care about ostriches!" Which is the name of my favorite CD. Oh well, I'm off to tomo un refresco. (Take a bath.)

Nicole blew up the banana stand at 8:53 AM

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Finally saw "Princess Diaries 2!" And I'm proud to say, I was right, Chris Pine is gorgeous. He's got this weird accent that kind of comes and goes throughout the movie, but whatev. It's still a cute, squeeky clean movie. Too much footage of that old ugly uncle, though. Get a real job, hippie. I told you guys that uglies are taking over. First John Kerry, now some weirdo.
It's always fun to insert my own dialouge in my head. Example: "I'm not letting you give up the crown that easily, Nicholas. (BECAUSE YOU'RE GORGEOUSLY SHMEXY!)" Or: "Oh no, you haven't fallen in love, have you? Oh, you have! (IT'S NICOLE, ISN'T IT!)"
It was funny though, the grandma asked Mia if she was "sassing." Classic. Oh, and she opens up this huge control room, and it turns out that Genovia has been a yacht all along! (Denmark is a yacht, too. Or just for Rachel: "Just wait, she'll fly in on her private yacht anytime now.")
There's even a scene with the hot one in an apron. I laughed, because all he needs is that gorgeous pink wig that Travis wears. I hereby renounce all of my love for Trav, in favor of some hot random who can't decide whether or not he has an accent.
Adios, and be sure to check out the new TAGBOARD!
P.S. Malcolm in the Middle is coming to weeknight T.V. this fall on UPN. I don't love Frances anymore, but in case any of you do, watch a few minutes here and there between loads of homework. That means you, Insane Frog!

Nicole blew up the banana stand at 12:25 AM

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Friday, August 13, 2004

Happy Friday the 13th :)

I still haven't finished either of those 2 stupid papers I have to do. I'm going over to Betsy's tomorrow, and we're going to cause problems and be silly at the mall. Whatever, amigas. Tonight I'm babysitting again and then I get to see "Princess Diaries II." Hooray, I've been looking forward to that. Movies with La Mad, sugary candy, caffeine, staying up late, oh, the possibilities are endless!
Not that you should care, but the Olympics are on tonight. Whatever, why are serious athletes always ugly? Why don't they send someone hot to photo shoots and then let the real Michael Phelps do the actual swimming? Hmm? Didn't anybody think of that? Ugly people are frustrating, they're taking over society. (*COUGH*John Kerry!*COUGH*) Oh my Josh, they've even taken over popular phrases such as "Oh my Josh!" (I brought that back, singlehandedly.) What else are ugly people infiltrating?

Nicole blew up the banana stand at 12:11 PM

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Thursday, August 12, 2004

La la la

I'm blogging from my gorgeous new laptop! Hooray for Steve for getting it and setting it up. It's really beautiful and shmexilious. Speaking of shmexy, as I told Rachel, it's been taken as an SN. And I just found out Rachel has Shmexydramaqueen. Which is totally unfair. Whatever. How about... ShmexyDorkLover? It's probably taken too. Oh well, I'll have to be creative.
Spent the night at Steve and Dana's. Eleanor didn't wake me up at all, and neither did the dogs. I was surprised. Steve got home from work at 2 AM but went back for overtime this morning. That's a lot of workage. Eleanor was giggly all day long, and tried to steal Dana's ice cream. She's adorable, everytime I saw "boo!" she laughs.
The best part about having my own computer is that I get to pick the desktop background. I think I'll go with the candy hearts lying around that all say "Maybe Tonight" with a thing that says "One in eight" underneath. It's just another perk of being a member at http://www.the-op.com so for heaven's sake, sign up NOW!

Nicole blew up the banana stand at 5:30 PM

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Tuesday, August 10, 2004

You can shut me up, but Mark Blucas will still be soooo bleepity-bleeping hot!

For whatever reason, there's been little no to bloggage from me. Oh well... I saw "Little Black Book," which was really beyond stupid and lame but had a funny ending. (If you've seen it: If I met Garth Brooks, I'd definitely do that too.) And I folded Phil's laundry and cleaned the tub. I got to eat Mac & Cheese which I'd been begging mom to buy again anyway. I took the babysitting money and bought maroon converse that match the school sweater my grandma's knitting PERFECTLY, it's like, oh my whatev and stuff. I'm fairly certain the shoes are worth getting peed on. (Babysitting.)
I'm getting really p.o.ed at blogger's layout, because when I push "Enter" it only scrolls down, doesn't actually return. I'm using "tag+p+tag" just to return. Aargh!
I'll be babysitting again for Ryan and his friend Zevin on Friday. Or is it Xevin? Whatev, if you're going to make up names, you take the risk of misspellings haunting your child for life.
"Princess Diaries II: Royal Engagement," Comes out tomorrow! Everybody super happy everybody super happy. I'll find out if my theory is right! If you're being stupid and don't know my theory, you'll just have to email me and bug me about it, or something creative like that. Since I'm only babysitting from 5 to 9 on Friday, La Mad even said she'd take me to see it that night :) And if it turns out to be crap, I'll just see "First Daughter," when it comes out. That's a sure thing, since I totally amo Mark Blucas. Has anybody noticed that it has exactly the same plot as "Chasing Liberty?" Tall girl Katie Holmes (5'8") falls for shmexy Secret Service agent (Mark Blucas) and has an identity crisis over becoming an individual seperate from her President dad. "Chasing Liberty," Was tall girl Mandy Moore (5'11") falls for uggo Secret Service agent (Matthew Goode) and has an identity crisis over becoming an individual seperate from her President dad. Oh, and sexing it up with uggo actor Matthew Goode.
Well, however my theories turn out, at least my room is spotless. (Wow, nice writing transition, Nichelle! Shmexers, uglies, and movies to furniture and bedrooms!) Everything was taken out and pushed around and put back in. It's dust free! And now I have a "potions" a.k.a. toiletries cabinet, a nice desk from the 40's, and a bookshelf. And we cleaned the bookcase, closet, dresser, etc.
When I said "It's dust free!" it really reminded me of something completely unrelated: "Oh, Dusty, why don't you try acting?"
I guess today I'm just extra chatty. It was Phil's idea for me to blog again. I thought about it this morning, but I was too lazy. Then Phil called and wanted me to, so I sent him to Shmexy. I guess SOME PEOPLE don't bother to click my links, because I link to it constantly and he's never been! Doesn't anybody notice this whole site is one big, shameless plug for MY OTHER BLOG FEATURING IMPORTANT CURRENT EVENTS? Like who looks totally hot in what issue of YM! If that doesn't concern mis amigas, then I don't know what will.
When I said "shameless plug," it made me think of that song... "I've built myself a world and it's worked so perfectly/ But it's your world now/ I can't refuse/ I've never had so much to lose/ It's out of my hands/ I'm shameless!"
I thought Sheryl Crowe just started dating Lance Armstrong as he was getting all popular so she could mooch some fame, but I found the January issue of Us Magazine, and they were all smoochy in it. Ewww, he should really start eating, he's practically a calaca!
I'm going to go hang out in my nice, newly cleaned room and count down the minutes until "Princess Diaries II: Royal Engagement," Because I really, really, really, want to be proven right!
P.S. I got this rad quote from Halle Berry, on meeting Matt Damon: "I rememeber thinking, he's just so bleepity-bleeping hot!"
TTYL, Shmexies.


Nicole blew up the banana stand at 5:31 PM

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name: Nicole Bluth
age:15!
school:CSH...
birthday:10/18/89
Quit asking me what I'm going to be when I grow up, everybody. Shouldn't it be clear to you that I'll never grow up? "I'm impolite and I make fun of everyone..." Yeah, I think you get the point...

LOVES

Randoms, being random, being Jewish, The Pope, Jesus, carbohydrates, love, Moulin Rouge!, Arrested Development, Shmexers, lipgloss, secret quiche, sneaking around, big earrings, irony, the hot detective, the disabled brother, Pedro, avoiding homework, making others feel uncomfortable, bothering adults, sass, Schick Quattro guy, defending Hilary Duff.

HATES

Growing up, being told to grow up, adults who are rude to me before I even get a chance to be rude to them, punks, changes in routines, homophobes and haters, milk chocolate, blood and gore, The O.C., 15-year-olds. And I have a low tolerance for people who refuse to have fun with me. Today's Quote

ROBOTOGUAPO! SEE EMMA? I TOLD YOU I HAD OUR JOKES!