Rachel got me to watch "American Idol," a while ago, though it killed me watching Ryan Seacrest and his fucking punkassness, where he's like, "Oh, I'm smugger than Zach Braff, because I'm a metro," and I'm like good for you, you're gonna have more trouble getting a date than the guys from "The Wiggles: Dance Party 4! Movin' n' Groovin'." Hey, maybe you can hook up with one of them, you crazy hetero. You know who should host "American Idol?" Ellen Degeneres.
I wonder what this Seacrest fellow bleaches more: Hair or teeth? Vote when you comment. I'm putting my money on teeth. Fucking punk.
I have to study for Biology now, since I'm like, Troubled Child #1, which he's made pretty clear to me. Maybe I'll finish early and get to watch some more episodes of "The Wiggles."

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