Monday, February 14, 2005
"Dragon, swing me into the nuts."
Message to anonymous: get a fucking life. This is my space for my 4 or 5 friends, sorry you don't have any and feel like being irritating. Good thing my hot wife put you in your place, freako. Anonymous commentage has been suspended indefinitely.
So here's the real post, and "Anonymous," can just leave now.
I'm so excited for today, because I live vicariously through Rachel... Yayness!
Did Art homework all day long yesterday, then watched some "24," which made me cry like, thrice. I threw my shoes at the television so many times. I'm really angry right now.
We have to go to SHHS and see all the Catholic boys. I hope Ruggy just shows up. I can see it now...
Nicole: Do you go here?
Ruggy: No. I just came to give you this...
(Gets down on one knee, holding a box. He opens it.)
Nicole: Is that...?
Ruggy: That's right. I brought you fried duck.
(Nun walks by, pausing to listen to me.)
Nicole: I want to eat your duck so badly!
Nun: GASP!
So that's a little mini fanfiction for the night. Have to get ready for some schoolness.
Nicole blew up the banana stand at 6:10 AM
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name: Nicole Bluth
age:15!
school:CSH...
birthday:10/18/89
Quit asking me what I'm going to be when I grow up, everybody. Shouldn't it be clear to you that I'll never grow up? "I'm impolite and I make fun of everyone..." Yeah, I think you get the point...
LOVES
Randoms, being random, being Jewish, The Pope, Jesus, carbohydrates, love, Moulin Rouge!, Arrested Development, Shmexers, lipgloss, secret quiche, sneaking around, big earrings, irony, the hot detective, the disabled brother, Pedro, avoiding homework, making others feel uncomfortable, bothering adults, sass, Schick Quattro guy, defending Hilary Duff.
HATES
Growing up, being told to grow up, adults who are rude to me before I even get a chance to be rude to them, punks, changes in routines, homophobes and haters, milk chocolate, blood and gore, The O.C., 15-year-olds. And I have a low tolerance for people who refuse to have fun with me.
Today's Quote
ROBOTOGUAPO! SEE EMMA? I TOLD YOU I HAD OUR JOKES!
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