Saturday, February 12, 2005
"Could he BE any cooler? Well, maybe if he had both arms. Look! MY PEOPLE!"
I didn't edit this entry, so it's hella long. Sorry. Also, I apologize for today's quote being my own. I also came up with a name for our band... But that's for tomorrow so you can start wondering and get all psyched and excited for it...
Could today have been any cooler? I cleaned my room so I wouldn't get shot, took a peasant bath, jumped out the door and was on my way. Phil gave me a ride to the 18, which I jumped on, realized I was going the wrong direction, and caught the right one. This crazy hobo who looked like he modeled his hygeine routine on 16th century British Monarchy got on at the beach stop.
Took the 1, and after a couple more blocks, Monarch Man got back on. How did that happen? He moved 10 blocks in like, 30 seconds. He spilled his nasty pee beer all over the floor. This time, it didn't hit me. Lucky.
Anyway, got to Rachel's and met up with her and Katho, watched some "Joan," but didn't pay attention. It was just boringness and the brother being stupid, "I have a high hygeine standard," and I'm like, bad date line, but you should chill with Monarch Man sometime and show him how to clean.
Pavel came and we went and got Mel's food with Helen, and I tried to crawl under the table a few times, but Katho's right, it just can't be done. Had some fun arguing about it, and Katho was like, "Look, you colored person..." and she was like, "It's okay, because I'm an Oriental and my dad is a Chinaman," and I laughed forever. Rachel was hilarious as usual, too...
We walked to Aryeh's and I made Helen, Rachel, Katho, and Pavel hide in shrubs while I rang the bell. I was going to be like, "We have a date," but he wasn't home, so I left a message with his stepdad that "Nicole came by," but Aryeh doesn't know me... And that's the 2nd time I've done that.
Went to Laurel Village and got money but no lippy, went home, Pavel left and Katho and I tried to do Art while Rachel had Cello for an hour.
Katho left, and Rachel and I went to Clement, even though she was like, "Nothings open, it's Chinese New Year." But everything was, and we went to the Green Awning and bought coolness. I have this shirt now that says, "I want to be a football player when I grow up," and it's so random... Then we ran into this HUGE candy aisle in a Chinese store, where nothing was in English. We picked out mystery candy to eat and die from. Then we ran into a random electronics store and laughed at everything.
We sat on a bench outside of Georgio's, like, "We're so cool, Sean Astin was here!" but it was stupid because he's not exactly hot stuff, you know... And Rachel's dad just happened to walk by, and he was like, "What are you doing?" and we explained, and I realized for the first time he has no clue that we're random. He looked confused.
Neither Rachel nor myself wanted the last "Hello Panda," so I offered it to an Asian woman walking by and she was like, "...No," and didn't even stop walking. She might have killed me, with that look on her face. I'm lucky to be alive! Those roudy Asians.
The logical next step was to go to the fabric store and laugh at everything, so we did.
Then we went home and tried the mystery Azn gum, one was soccer flavored and the other soda. The soccer one actually smells and tastes like grass. As in a LAWN, you moron!
So now I'm home, doing Art homework, and I'm hella bored, so I sketch and then type some, then repeat.
Random and unimportant: Rachel came upstairs after her Cello, and she was like, "What're you doing?" and I was like, "We're watching 'Moulin Rouge,' while you played," and I laughed, so I guess she didn't believe me. It was on a commercial break, and we walked Katho to the door, and we came back up and she was like, "You're not kidding!" I don't know, I just thought it was funny.
The End.
Nicole blew up the banana stand at 6:42 PM
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name: Nicole Bluth
age:15!
school:CSH...
birthday:10/18/89
Quit asking me what I'm going to be when I grow up, everybody. Shouldn't it be clear to you that I'll never grow up? "I'm impolite and I make fun of everyone..." Yeah, I think you get the point...
LOVES
Randoms, being random, being Jewish, The Pope, Jesus, carbohydrates, love, Moulin Rouge!, Arrested Development, Shmexers, lipgloss, secret quiche, sneaking around, big earrings, irony, the hot detective, the disabled brother, Pedro, avoiding homework, making others feel uncomfortable, bothering adults, sass, Schick Quattro guy, defending Hilary Duff.
HATES
Growing up, being told to grow up, adults who are rude to me before I even get a chance to be rude to them, punks, changes in routines, homophobes and haters, milk chocolate, blood and gore, The O.C., 15-year-olds. And I have a low tolerance for people who refuse to have fun with me.
Today's Quote
ROBOTOGUAPO! SEE EMMA? I TOLD YOU I HAD OUR JOKES!
5 Comments:
wow... long post!
sounds like fun!
comment on my blog please.... so very lonely
not like anyone cares
lOl, i love katherine...way to tell that freako!
anonymous; if you don't care why are you reading and commenting? We're all just friends who DO care... BTW, you are rather cowardly for not even giving your name... silly person!
BTW, nicole... today my math teacher was all like, "The odds are around 1 in 8 that you'll get the right answer by guessing..." it cracked my corn!
The irony in the anonymous post is that it says nobody cares, but what the FUCK, it's right AFTER 4 people commented, meaning they do care.
Oh, the irony is so appreciated.
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