Sorry, this is really long for such a boring day...
I can't tell you how en fuego Betsy is for making this TEMPLATE for me! I was like, "Maybe in a week or two..." and I come on this morning, and it's already perfect. Miraculous.
I woke up this morning and watched a tape of the greatest thing ever. It's this like, 5 minute clip of Abe Lincoln chasing kids around with raw oysters. And this little kid calls Ryan Seacrest America's founding father, along with Andy Griffith. What I was trying to tape, which is also on there, is an interview with Shia LeBeouf. (Look at the pic of him putting on his shoe, it's rather atttractive.)
Turns out, he's a racist! He's like, "My big, black roomate, Lorenzo..." and it's seriously the funniest thing ever. He's talking about his roomate being a nudist. I had to rewind and watch that again and again and again, because I kept laughing over it.
After the tape, I went and got passport pictures taken at the post office by a guy who didn't speak English, and I was like, "I look hot!" but he didn't get it, so he was just like, "...Yes," so I was like, "Of course, I also think Matt Damon's passport pictures are the hottest, but Rachel begs to differ," and the the guy just said the same thing, "...Yes."
Well, I thought it was funny...
Then I went to the mall and bought hot nylons with swirls and cool fishnet patterns for school. I can't even tell you how hot some of these are, it's like ridiculous.
Then to the dentist, and they took x-rays and polished my teeth.
Stopped at Walgreen's and bought new face crap, because j'adore new face crap. Exfoliators, scrubs, astringents...
I REALLY LOVE YOUR NEW POST, KATHO! It's like everything I wanted to say and couldn't say as eloquently as you. J'adore my Katho even more than new face crap...
Adios.

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