Wednesday, January 26, 2005
"We split for a good reason. We had differences. I wanted to raise the kids Jewish. And he wanted to sleep with men."
Today's entry is boring because it's my day and nothing funny at all.
Tired of not blogging. Sort of took a "Blocation," as I like to think of it. At first I was like, "Must... resist... blogging... temptation!" but once I was out of the swing of it, it was hard to get back into it. Then I tried doing catch up entries, but they were boring/sucked/weren't funny. So I saved them as drafts and now I'm here. I feel like I owe my awesome fans a good entry after that huge break, but whatever, deal with this. AND LEARN TO EFFIN' COMMENT! Hey, maybe I'll put out some more dialogues if you're nice and leave comments. Not that anyone other than Katho reads them, and the rest of you will probably be like, "All the more reason not to comment!"...
So forget I took that break and just read again. Spread the word to the cult following. Also known as "Hey you, tell the one and only other person who reads this that I'm back."
So I'm back, that's settled.
Felt super sick yesterday, but La Mad was like, "No fever... You'll feel better once you get going," but I felt like shit all day, and I'm worse now then I was. Fuck this fucking fuck, you know what I mean? But I made it through the day, and when my lovely abuelita picked me up, she brought me some te que fue en fuego and some throat medicine. Smart of her. And she cancelled the piano lesson for me. So I'm in bed with a dead sheep on me, dying from my throat out.
I have some mad stalking skills. Read on.
Enjoying the Anchorman CD, courtesy of "Azn Invazn", Katherine. I cracked up over it all day long. Except it was really bugging me who's number it is at the end when he's like, "Give me a call sometime, my number is..." So I called it but it was disconnected. Then I remembered you can google a landline and find the address. So I googled it and found a New York apartment building and the name of a man and a woman. I was like, "Oh, Will Ferrell must hate this random." But I poked around some more, like any stalker would, and found out it's the director of "Anchorman," who's in a bunch of Will Ferrell movies, and was a head writer for SNL. What a good stalker I am!
Nicole blew up the banana stand at 4:46 PM
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name: Nicole Bluth
age:15!
school:CSH...
birthday:10/18/89
Quit asking me what I'm going to be when I grow up, everybody. Shouldn't it be clear to you that I'll never grow up? "I'm impolite and I make fun of everyone..." Yeah, I think you get the point...
LOVES
Randoms, being random, being Jewish, The Pope, Jesus, carbohydrates, love, Moulin Rouge!, Arrested Development, Shmexers, lipgloss, secret quiche, sneaking around, big earrings, irony, the hot detective, the disabled brother, Pedro, avoiding homework, making others feel uncomfortable, bothering adults, sass, Schick Quattro guy, defending Hilary Duff.
HATES
Growing up, being told to grow up, adults who are rude to me before I even get a chance to be rude to them, punks, changes in routines, homophobes and haters, milk chocolate, blood and gore, The O.C., 15-year-olds. And I have a low tolerance for people who refuse to have fun with me.
Today's Quote
ROBOTOGUAPO! SEE EMMA? I TOLD YOU I HAD OUR JOKES!
4 Comments:
*pokes*... commenting... wahey! ha, Azn Invazn... fun stuff... and my project of beautiful tissue paper and christmas tree lights... mwah ha ha, feel my wrath of artificial fire! fun fun... and Bezzy's beauteous christmas board with cookies.... mmm... *drools*... cooookies....
Damn you Sharky! I wanted the first comment
*second comment waltz* welcome back from your blocation!
The queen of the robots wishes you well!
tee hee, waltzes.... fun fun... ugh, everyone on campus is sick... i hate being sick in my dorm room... and this orange juice is gross! bleh.... on the other hand, foxtrots are fun, too... :)
bezzy, can't wait to see the piccies on ROTF!!!! xD
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