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Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Today's Entry: Commentary on the Life of Emma.
Someone please explain to me why Emma wants to watch "Star Wars?" Explain yourself to me! Have you seen them before? Do you realize everyone in it is ugly? Except a certain someone who will go unnamed, who gave himself a bad haircut just to spite me. I bet he thought, "I'll show her who's out of control!" and then shaved it all off, bzz, bzz, bzz. You thought being that beautiful was illegal? How about messing with your G-d given beauty, that's the real crime.
Oh yeah, the movies also make no sense.
I laughed for a year and a half when I read this quote from a mysterious "Daryl," on Emma's blog. Apparantely, Daryl is a girl. For a while I just sat around thinking, "Oh, Emma's got a new love with a strange name," but it's really, "Emma heard a story about a girl she's never met, with the name, 'Daryl.' From whence did that came?"
"Dr. Citrin is also one of those cheesy adults that replace all curse words with different types of food and weapons. Shit transforms into Sugar. Son of a Bitch turns into Son of a Gun. Crap changes to Cracker. And I swear I once heard him replace Oh Fuck with Oh Muffin."
Okay, that's my opinion of current events in your life, Emma. Just thought you'd like to know that I pay attention, and that your ideas are so important to me that I space out during exams just to think about who "Daryl," is.
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name: Nicole Bluth
age:15!
school:CSH...
birthday:10/18/89
Quit asking me what I'm going to be when I grow up, everybody. Shouldn't it be clear to you that I'll never grow up? "I'm impolite and I make fun of everyone..." Yeah, I think you get the point...

LOVES

Randoms, being random, being Jewish, The Pope, Jesus, carbohydrates, love, Moulin Rouge!, Arrested Development, Shmexers, lipgloss, secret quiche, sneaking around, big earrings, irony, the hot detective, the disabled brother, Pedro, avoiding homework, making others feel uncomfortable, bothering adults, sass, Schick Quattro guy, defending Hilary Duff.

HATES

Growing up, being told to grow up, adults who are rude to me before I even get a chance to be rude to them, punks, changes in routines, homophobes and haters, milk chocolate, blood and gore, The O.C., 15-year-olds. And I have a low tolerance for people who refuse to have fun with me. Today's Quote

ROBOTOGUAPO! SEE EMMA? I TOLD YOU I HAD OUR JOKES!