I have an old, leathery, waterlogged boot stuck in my throat. Insult to injury: bottom lip swollen over top lip on left side, can't usually see the swelling from the outside, but this time it's like bad collegen fad of '90s.
Had a dream I attacked R and S from school. R is so differently abled, it's not even funny. And everything is funny. She's like, "I'm R, I spend $2,300 a day," and I'm like, "I'm Nicole and I have friends," Except I don't say it, of course.
In my dream she was like, "These shoes cost me this, this shirt cost me this, I bitched at my mom so she bought me this and that..." which is how she normally talks, except this time, she slapped me, randomly. I jumped on her desk and started pulling on her hair really, really hard and kicking her.
But just then the teacher walked in and was like, "Get out," and I went to the locker room. Where I bumped into S, you know, the one that used to talk online to me? She started being totally differently abled and saying all sorts of crap, and I was like, "No way!" and I jumped on her back and bit her, and I was basically randomly assaulting her from a piggy back stance, but she went into the Math room because she had class and the teacher was like, "Get out," so I left to go write mean things on R's locker. But I couldn't come up with anything to say so I just left school.
Then Rachel and Katho and I went looking for a Burger King and bump into Audrey, who offers to throw a surprise party for my mom, but I can't remember if her birthday is the 16th or the 18th of May so I say I don't think it's a good idea. Which is funny, because if anyone knows my mom's birthday, it'd be Audrey, because she's either the 16th or the 18th also, I always get my mom's mixed up with hers. If she told me her birthday, I'd know my mother's. We don't find the Burger King, but we meet some gangsters.
The whole dream made sense, nothing weird about the school, it was actually really realistic. Everything was in place, teachers were normal, only difference was me being so violent. Made sense up until the point where we go looking for Burger King.
Had any weird dreams lately? Attacked any annoying people?
As long as we're on the subject of random: looking forward to tonight's "Joan of Arcadia," with Hilary Duff and differently abled brother's new haircut?
Lo siento for that long post, it's actually trimmed from where it was. Wish me luck healing my throat and lip. Going to the doctor for a new inhaler, one that doesn't make me hyper-er than I already am...
The end.

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