Went to downtown Burlingame to shop with Abuelita found Christmas things for family, saw two white pimps wearing pink Abercrombie, got laughed at by a kid who looked like a duck and his fugly Lance Bass wannabe friend, listened to nothing but Simple Plan CD Rachel made for me watched "The Terminal," until 9:06, stopped it to take a 10 minute bath and get my hair braided EXACTLY on time for the begining of a kick-ass Rodney that made me laugh to death.

Rodney: Hey, boss, you shorted me $20.00. I have kids to feed, and Trina ain't never been to Hawaii.
Barry: Sounds like you got awful big plans for that 20 bucks!
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Rodney: G-d, I haven't talked to ya in a while now. Well, talked at you, since you ain't never on the talkin' end... Sorry, sounded like yer wife fer a minute there.
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Gerald-Bob: Step outta that there car, Rodney, lets see what ya blow.
Rodney: Is this really about my driving? Or are you just getting back at the wife?
Gerald-Bob: You sick, SICK MAN! I'm talkin' 'bout a breathalizer, now get outta the damn car!

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