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Thursday, December 30, 2004
"Why can't I date you? C'mon. Back in the '80's, when I was wearing safety pins to look cool, you were wearing them to stay dry."
If I had it my way...
Prosecutor: So you saw her shoot him?
Witness: Yes.
Prosecutor: Describe what happened.
Witness: He walked out of the building, and he was looking really annoying, it was out of control. If she hadn't done it, then I would have.
Prosecutor: Between you and me, I see where you're coming from. He does have a smuggness about him.
Adam: I demand a new lawyer!
Prosecutor: Oh, you've been nothing but whines from day one.
Adam: That's because on day one, you spilled hot coffee on me and didn't even do me the courtesy of pretending it was an accident.
Prosecutor: That's exactly the type of rude outburst to which I base my judgement on your smugness.
Witness: Your honor, if it please the court, I will now beat him to a jelly.
Bailiff: Let the record show that the witness is beating Mr. Carolla to a pulp.
Witness: Jelly.
Bailiff: Jelly.
Nicole: Jelly?
Adam: OBJECTION!
Judge: Overruled on account of your annoying voice.
Nicole: Tight. So am I like, free to go?
Judge: I guess so, if there are no objections other than Mr. Assclown's.
Adam: I've made a huge mistake!
THE END.
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age:15!
school:CSH...
birthday:10/18/89
Quit asking me what I'm going to be when I grow up, everybody. Shouldn't it be clear to you that I'll never grow up? "I'm impolite and I make fun of everyone..." Yeah, I think you get the point...
LOVES
Randoms, being random, being Jewish, The Pope, Jesus, carbohydrates, love, Moulin Rouge!, Arrested Development, Shmexers, lipgloss, secret quiche, sneaking around, big earrings, irony, the hot detective, the disabled brother, Pedro, avoiding homework, making others feel uncomfortable, bothering adults, sass, Schick Quattro guy, defending Hilary Duff.
HATES
Growing up, being told to grow up, adults who are rude to me before I even get a chance to be rude to them, punks, changes in routines, homophobes and haters, milk chocolate, blood and gore, The O.C., 15-year-olds. And I have a low tolerance for people who refuse to have fun with me. Today's Quote
ROBOTOGUAPO! SEE EMMA? I TOLD YOU I HAD OUR JOKES!
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