So, about that date. Emma was on my lappy, trying to talk to emusofd00m, and his away message was like, "Call my cell, 867-5309," except with a Marin area code. Loser. So I was like, "Hmmm, I'll call and pretend to be Kelly," and I did. I chatted for a while and invited him to dinner, but he had to be with his family. Anyway, eventually from chatting online, we sort of invited ourselves on his date with Kelly.
So we went out to Larkspur with Kelly to the theatre, and I was confused why Kelly and Emma were both like, "Steven Steven Steven!" and we got to the theatre, and Emma was like, "It's Andrew! There he is. Is that Steven? No way... Yeah." So Steven and Maria were there too. I still don't know if that was a coincidence or not. We saw "Meet The Fockers," which made me die laughing and then die of death. Maria told me way too much about way too many things. And I made a love mix CD for Andrew, of all Kelly's favorite country songs so he could give it to her. I can't wait until she hears it and wonders... "How does he have these country songs? I didn't know he liked Garth Brooks..." It's gonna be great, since she actually believes it's from him. Funny, he's not so smart, since he thinks I'm her on the phone, and she thinks he knows her favorite songs. Whatev... One of the best things ever, that I forgot to say is how Kelly was talking to Andrew after I had impersonated her on the phone and he was like, "Sorry I couldn't have dinner with you last night," and she was like, "What the fuck?"
So that was my date that I invited myself on. It was a little strange and a little fun, but mostly just, you guessed it. Out of control!

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