Saturday, December 25, 2004
"I'm the firstborn. The matriarch, if you will."
Last night turned out okay, despite important parts my life's hilariousity being completely stolen. STOLEN! I went over to Phil's and we had burgers, and watched this freaky cartoon. He says the humor is "refined," and I doubt that. Either way, I was confused. There's a "Shuh-mah-lay," as a character, which made me laugh.
Today we opened presents and sat around with Steve, Eleanor, Dana, and her mom, Barbara. I almost wrote, "...and her mom, Babar." Eleanor said her first word, when she shreaked, "Doggy!" and pointed and laughed at Magnum/Magnet/Meggie. It sounded a little British, because it was more like, "Duggy!" but I won't be picky. My godmom came by, and she's preggy with a mysteriously-gendered child. Every sonigram she gets, the baby turns it's back and crosses it's legs, which makes me laugh, mostly because it reminds me of this:
Martin: My cat, it's always doing that.
Girl: "It?" That's harsh, how about "he," or "she?"
Martin: Well, the thing is, I don't really know.
Girl: You don't know the gender of your own cat?
Martin: I respect it's privacy.
Everyone's basically gone and they'll be coming back later to party. El Pad called earlier, but now I'm just sitting around listening to a random mix I made. I had two CD's in my iTunes Library, "Beyond The Season," Garth Brooks Christmas music, and the Simple Plan CD Rachel made. It's like, Unto You This Night, I'm Just a Kid, White Christmas, G-d Must Hate Me, Silent Night, Welcome To My Life, G-d Rest Ye Merry Gentelmen, etc.. You get the point.
Hope your Christmas is a party, and that you successfully avoid awky moments with estranged relatives, and that you may also successfully dodge Rachel's eggnog as I have...
Nicole blew up the banana stand at 5:08 PM
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name: Nicole Bluth
age:15!
school:CSH...
birthday:10/18/89
Quit asking me what I'm going to be when I grow up, everybody. Shouldn't it be clear to you that I'll never grow up? "I'm impolite and I make fun of everyone..." Yeah, I think you get the point...
LOVES
Randoms, being random, being Jewish, The Pope, Jesus, carbohydrates, love, Moulin Rouge!, Arrested Development, Shmexers, lipgloss, secret quiche, sneaking around, big earrings, irony, the hot detective, the disabled brother, Pedro, avoiding homework, making others feel uncomfortable, bothering adults, sass, Schick Quattro guy, defending Hilary Duff.
HATES
Growing up, being told to grow up, adults who are rude to me before I even get a chance to be rude to them, punks, changes in routines, homophobes and haters, milk chocolate, blood and gore, The O.C., 15-year-olds. And I have a low tolerance for people who refuse to have fun with me.
Today's Quote
ROBOTOGUAPO! SEE EMMA? I TOLD YOU I HAD OUR JOKES!
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Honey, would you drink an egg? Um, yeah, no!
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