I had a doctor's thing for my neck that I thought we were leaving for at 6:20. Turns out, it was at 6:30, and my mom walked through the door at 6:05 and yelled, "Ready? I'll be in the car."
I was taking a bath, so I jumped out and was ready in 2 minutes, flat. Good job. Except only half of my left leg is smooth, so shutup.
Sounds like crap, right?
Except one thing on the way home made me happy. You know how randoms can just make my day? We were sitting at a stop light and this guy was eating Chinese food from a takeout box, waiting for a bus. And he looks at me in the car from 20 feet away, raises his eyebrows and holds up the box, mouthing, "You want some?" (Well, Emma, it might have been, "I want to vaccuum.") Anyway, that made me smile.
Also, on the last page of this weeks People Magazine, Jason Bateman talks about his haircut and says he has "Hair like a Chia-Pet." That makes me even happier.
Though I still have to get that tree.
Leave me comments, bitches, because no one seems to do that. You lazies, I want comments, even if they just say, "Here's a comment, now leave me alone, you Mofo you."

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