Tuesday, November 09, 2004
Like anyone would want to "R" her!
Today we had to go to SHHS to get to know the guys. They've all got long hair. Ew, just stop this insanity. I saw one with a mullet. So we do these lame activities in groups, like lining up in alphabetical order, or by birthday, or first letter of favorite food, (jk) etc. And they finally let us go, and I find out I have to eat lunch with these hippies. Oh, no! Now I know how anyone over age 30 felt in the '60's! So I'm desperately trying to avoid these hormone-crazed-hippies, when our dean is like:
Dean: What is this? You! *Points to me and 6 or so other girls* Be social! Talk to some boys! *Shoves some guy freaks at us.*
My brain: No way am I doing this! Dishmexia is running rampant here. Good thing I'm educated and know that it isn't contagious. The girl next to me is leaning away from that guy like she might catch it. Man, this thing is bigger than SARS. I gotta get outta here.
And that's not even the worst. We get back and the old people (A.K.A. Teachers) are like "Sooooooooo, how was your 'visit' to Stuart Hall?" Like we made out or something.
No! Not until someone is hot and sings to me. Prefferably from an elephant.
Nicole blew up the banana stand at 3:40 PM
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name: Nicole Bluth
age:15!
school:CSH...
birthday:10/18/89
Quit asking me what I'm going to be when I grow up, everybody. Shouldn't it be clear to you that I'll never grow up? "I'm impolite and I make fun of everyone..." Yeah, I think you get the point...
LOVES
Randoms, being random, being Jewish, The Pope, Jesus, carbohydrates, love, Moulin Rouge!, Arrested Development, Shmexers, lipgloss, secret quiche, sneaking around, big earrings, irony, the hot detective, the disabled brother, Pedro, avoiding homework, making others feel uncomfortable, bothering adults, sass, Schick Quattro guy, defending Hilary Duff.
HATES
Growing up, being told to grow up, adults who are rude to me before I even get a chance to be rude to them, punks, changes in routines, homophobes and haters, milk chocolate, blood and gore, The O.C., 15-year-olds. And I have a low tolerance for people who refuse to have fun with me.
Today's Quote
ROBOTOGUAPO! SEE EMMA? I TOLD YOU I HAD OUR JOKES!
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