Wednesday, October 20, 2004
Sticks and stones may break my bones, Carl. But I'm still sleeping with your daughter.
I got my Spanish midterm back. I got 82/75 on it. I think I'm moving up, because that's just silliness, peoples.
I got a "C" in Computers because the teacher is silliness, too. She's like, "Where's your work?" I'm like, "I gave you the final project in my notebook," She's like, "I shouldn't have to dig," and I'm like, "I don't dig this, either."
But now I'm bored. So I named my cactus "Jake," because it looked like a Jake. Then I realized I thought a plant "Looked like a Jake," and I totally freaked out, because well, that's just not normal. But I worked it out, and I know I'm not insane. I'm sure. How? Because Jake told me so.
I'm so bored I could eat a blender just for fun. Or Jake. Jake looks tasty.
The words "tasty" and "cactus" remind me of these two things:
That time I ate cactus in Ukiah.
And, "You bought the car, mainly because your former girlfriend, Beth, called it a, I believe the term was tasty ride. And since then, it has slept in an auto cocoon on my front lawn."
Sorry, I love to hear myself talk. Er, type. Oh! And I did watch "Rodney," again and it was second only to A.D.. Who comes up with this stuff? He was this, like, secret agent repo man. Awesome.
Gotta eat. Adios.
Nicole blew up the banana stand at 6:52 PM
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name: Nicole Bluth
age:15!
school:CSH...
birthday:10/18/89
Quit asking me what I'm going to be when I grow up, everybody. Shouldn't it be clear to you that I'll never grow up? "I'm impolite and I make fun of everyone..." Yeah, I think you get the point...
LOVES
Randoms, being random, being Jewish, The Pope, Jesus, carbohydrates, love, Moulin Rouge!, Arrested Development, Shmexers, lipgloss, secret quiche, sneaking around, big earrings, irony, the hot detective, the disabled brother, Pedro, avoiding homework, making others feel uncomfortable, bothering adults, sass, Schick Quattro guy, defending Hilary Duff.
HATES
Growing up, being told to grow up, adults who are rude to me before I even get a chance to be rude to them, punks, changes in routines, homophobes and haters, milk chocolate, blood and gore, The O.C., 15-year-olds. And I have a low tolerance for people who refuse to have fun with me.
Today's Quote
ROBOTOGUAPO! SEE EMMA? I TOLD YOU I HAD OUR JOKES!
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