There's this Josh Turner song called "Unburn All Our Bridges," which, when listened to enough over a long period of time, begins to sound distinctly like "Unburn All Our Britches." If you listen closely, you might even hear "Sunburn All Our Bitches." Just thought you'd like to know.
What a boring day. At least there's a "Rodney," tonight. What kind of a name is that, anyway? Remember our list of good names? That sure wasn't one of them. Did anyone else notice that our names tended to be biblical? I think that's funny.
For some reason, I feel like Alessandra today. Have you ever got up in the morning and thought, "Whoa, I feel just like Alessandra!" ...Well, I have.
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