I went and saw "Vanity Fair" today. (Cue classic uncle eye roll.) Actually, just got home from it. Loved the movie, though I didn't care for the ending. So amazing! It made me laugh and cry and sit with my jaw hanging open like Hugh Laurie. The dialogue, the acting, the costumes, argh, it was frustratingly beautiful and angering. It's about this fairly poor woman who charms her way into the socialites and marries this hot guy: DOES NOT MEAN IT'S A CRAPPY MOVIE! WHEN I SAY "HOT GUY" IN CONJUNCTION WITH A MOVIE, IT USUALLY DOES! NOT THIS TIME! And her friend marries a different hot guy. It's sad and happy and... You have to see it, like, ahora.
Movies with hot people always suck. But this movie had 2 hot people and was an astounding movie. What are the odds? 1 in 8, which brings me to the following points:

• Obey, obey, OBEY! Point to your favorite monkey/pie/moneymaker!
  
• He doesn't want to spin a web of lies and deceit...
  
• Tossahs! You had one job to do!
  
• You said the albatross was a eunich. But it's a friend!
  
• "She banged 'em! Haha, she banged 'em all."
  
• Rachel, I never found out the banging rule!
  
• Various other things I'm forgetting, which I hereby state my right to randomly type in later, during future posts, as I see fit.
  

If you need it spelled out for you, and I must sum it all up for you:
Life is funny n' shit, yo!

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