Welcome to The O.Z., bitch! Did you guys like, have plans with him or something? I wicked haart retaahded pataatahs. Thumb commas! You just got served like two fat chicks in a sweatah. 6 potentially hot pall bearers, and an open bar. Why is this bus turning around? Can I just buy the cone? All... reds! You remind me of Mandy Moore. Oh, I mean Michael Moore, the guy with the beard. He's like, "I'm Michael Moore. I have a beard." Freeze frame! Freeze Frame! Fobuck oba dobuck! Can I please see your I.D.? It's no fun if you cooperate! Orange Tic-Tacs/Zig Zags. You killed Weatherman, remember? You left the air conditioning on with the door open. Rescuers Down Under! Sgt. Bilko! Honey, I shrunk the Kids! Bambi. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Iron Giant! Let's get some Pepsi, at like, 5 a.m. C'mon Rachel, c'mon, c'mon, no shirt no shoes no problems. It's midnight!
This is why you trust Nicole, two words: Chris Pine.
Oh yeah, and that really fat lippy we love.

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