I got really bored while waiting to leave for the reunion. I googled the word "retaahded." I don't know why, it's just one more reason not to have Coke for breakfast.

"...I don't say crap like 'poifect' and 'Joisey'; however, according to the pansies in Massachusettes, I have an 'accent.' Sorry to say, I don't paahk the caah in Haahvaahd Yaahd. What are they, retaahded?!"

I don't have any clue what the website is about. I only read up to the part with the "retaahded" line. It makes me laugh. Whatev.
If you haven't noticed, I'm really into colorifying my blog with fonts. I'm too lazy to get a whole new template, so I'm sprucing things up by directing your eyes directly to the necessary information. It's like highlighting. I can also say random things at random times and have people notice. Chris Pine may be my true love, but I am nonetheless faithful to my esposas, A.K.A. the spice. See what I mean about directing your attention to something important?
Gotta go.

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