I finally rented "Police Academy," yesterday, which made me happy, since somebody's been hogging the only copy at Blockbuster. It was stupid, but not a complete waste of my time. If you haven't been paying any attention lately, click here. I think you guys can guess my favorite police officer. Hint: Not stripper Gob, I mean the hot one. ("Please, Brigeatta, try to keep up!")

Mahoney: A florist?
Hightower: You know. With flowers n' shit.

Mahoney: Why you wanna be a cop?
Random lady: I like to wear men's clothes.
Mahoney: Me too.

Mean Guy: You got five minutes, asshole!
Mahoney: Shit. Now I'm deaf.

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