I got to go school supply shopping and get pretty binders and stuff. I got a cool locker shelf that can actually fit into my huge locker. There are two kinds of lockers, some tiny ones and some huge ones. I lucked out and got a big one.
I also got to spend my afternoon with Eleanor. She's got lots of hair now! Almost as much hair as Steve has on his stomach. I'm not entirely sure how he figures stuff out sometimes. Like today, he says "So, you like Steve Guttenberg." But I never said that, he just figured it out from the entry where I said you can easily guess "Which cop I like." He claims it's logical, but I think he's psychic or something freaky like that. (Maybe that's what gives you your hobbit feet, Steve!) But did I ever say I like Michael Phelps? No. He looks like a Frog. Not a hot frog like my hot wife, a frog frog, like Jeremy Fisher. NOT the Jeremy I hugged.
Oh, I almost forgot: Something is eating away at my flesh. There's this new singer, "Ciara." I was curious about her, since she has the same name as my sister, even though it's made up. (Odds: 1 in 8.) She has this song called My Goodies. Who, pray tell, calls a song MY GOODIES? Especially when it's apparent that by "Goodies" she's reffering to her ass? This is really bothering me! What kind of a word is "Goodies?" And what's worse is that it makes me think of that flamingo of a man, Matthew Goode. I don't know why, it's just every time on AOL music when it says "Listen to My Goodies!" I think of Matthew Goode looking all ugly. I guess even the British are allowed to produce a certain number of uglies a year.
Speaking of things that bother me, according to a Nation wide survey conducted by Access Hollywood, the sexiest male singer of the year is Clay Aiken. Excuse me, I'm in love with some bizzarre, dorky people, but I can proudly brag that none of my hotdorkmen get their hair cut by an unliscened, renegade-rebel lawn mower. And none of them sing Celine Dion songs! Get a real job, hippie.
Breaking news: Just as predicted, someone wondered why Will Arnett is on my desktop. My grandma even asked "Is he one of her shmexes or something?"

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