Last night at about 7:30 at night, I accidentally found this article that says that the Banana Stand is going on a world tour. That's right, not a joke, the Bluth Banana stand is on it's world tour. And it was going to Stonestown Galleria in San Francisco! So I told my mom, and she was like, "We'll pick up Katherine and Frog if you want," so I was like, "Hells yeah." (Rachel.) So we go get them, and we get to the mall, and... (Pauses for dramatic effect...) NO BANANA STAND. We almost cied. By then it was like, 8:30. So we went to Brookstone while La Mad visited "Talboe." This guy who was working there was like, "Are those Arrested Development shirts?" And pointed to our "Annyong, Hermano!" shirts.
Though we didn't find the fabled Banana Stand that brought the Bluth family such inconcievable fortune, all was not lost. I found some Crazy Canadian facts. (Love that alliteration.)
Fun facts for friends:

• The Canadian equivalent to Jeebus is the Goat.
  
• Some hot Tobey Maguire lookalike guards this Goat.
  
• This man wears a hat that creates the illusion of an afro.
  
• Frog M.O.ed the Goat Guard. It's true. Ask her; or perhaps harrass her about it.
  
• They love watching "Robocop" in French.
  

If you have anything else to say about the Canadians, why don't you write it on my gorgeous pink tagboard, eh?

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