I just found out that if you google "Michael Bluth" I'm the first site that comes up. Congratulations me, for being out there on the internet. If you google "Shmexy" Rachel and I come up, as does this site. So in order to pack more hits onto this sight, I was thinking about how I could write in some rather unsavory phrases. (Note: Most effective phrases are too obscene to publish. I'm making an exception for "Penis Enlargement.")
But I don't show if you google "Michael Cera" though. Which is weird, because I actually say "Michael Cera" in a description of me. It takes "Michael" from that, and "Bluth" from where it says "Nicole Bluth blogged at (time)."
So whatever, the internet works in mysterious ways.
So here are some words that I thought might aid me on my quest for extra site hits:

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