I have few dreams and aspirations in life, but I fulfilled one of them today. I was on the radio! I got it on tape! I have proof! It's for real! On the way home, I heard them talking about the worst pick up lines people have heard. So when I got home, I gave them a call. As soon as I hung up the phone, I went back into my room and heard the end of a song, and then this:

Nicole: I've got a bad pick up line for you.
JD: For me?
Nicole: Yes.
JD: Is this something that has been used on you?
Nicole: Yes. It's pretty bad. "If you were a burger at McDonalds, I'd call you McBeutiful."
JD: You've got to be kidding me! I bet you never even got his first name!


Well, over and out for tonight folks. I'm just proud to say that I accomplished something in my life.

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