Wednesday, March 31, 2004
Girls Suck!
I need to make a point clear before I begin: I am a girl.
But I am seriously mad about this whole "Girls can do anything" attitude. It's just wrong. All these people try to convince us that we can do anything, and it's all a lie! Do you hear guys saying "Boys can do anything?" No. Because they already know it so they don't have to obsess over it all the time. It's like when people say, "If you say it enough it might come true," sarcastically. Same thing with "Girls can do anything."
And also, it's just blatantly false. A million guys can slam dunk and hit home runs and run miles and miles. And then 1 girl does it, just 1 freakin' girl, and their like, "See? Girls can do anything!" I always wanna yell "1 Freakin' chick did it! She's a freak of nature! Don't tell me I can play football just because some freak can!"
So as for me, you'll find I am comfortable slicking on lippy on the sidelines and ignoring the coach and mocking him behind his back for telling us we can play football too.
It's all bullshit! I can't play football! And if I want to cook and clean and drive my 2.3 children everywhere wearing a polkadot dress and pearls, then leave me the hell alone, I say!
Nicole blew up the banana stand at 6:01 PM
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name: Nicole Bluth
age:15!
school:CSH...
birthday:10/18/89
Quit asking me what I'm going to be when I grow up, everybody. Shouldn't it be clear to you that I'll never grow up? "I'm impolite and I make fun of everyone..." Yeah, I think you get the point...
LOVES
Randoms, being random, being Jewish, The Pope, Jesus, carbohydrates, love, Moulin Rouge!, Arrested Development, Shmexers, lipgloss, secret quiche, sneaking around, big earrings, irony, the hot detective, the disabled brother, Pedro, avoiding homework, making others feel uncomfortable, bothering adults, sass, Schick Quattro guy, defending Hilary Duff.
HATES
Growing up, being told to grow up, adults who are rude to me before I even get a chance to be rude to them, punks, changes in routines, homophobes and haters, milk chocolate, blood and gore, The O.C., 15-year-olds. And I have a low tolerance for people who refuse to have fun with me.
Today's Quote
ROBOTOGUAPO! SEE EMMA? I TOLD YOU I HAD OUR JOKES!
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