Monday, March 29, 2004
Arm Boy!
Rachel and I were really excited for our very last Midweekly's ever. We wanted to tell our hotmen that we love them, and of course, we did. Except I told my guy I like him and I also told him that she liked the friend. It was great because before we told them, my guy asked me to dance twice.
And when I told Anthony, (My hotman) that Rachel likes Chris, he told me that Chris likes Rachel. That's right! He doesn't like that blonde girl! Hooray for us all, we're saved.
It was really really scary and totally dramaful. During the last dance, when I was saying to hot guy that his friend was too shy about Rachel, we had this meaningful conversation:
Me: "Your friend is too shy."
Arm Guy: "He's actually really horny, just not around girls. He has handcuffs* in his room though."
Me: "For you?"
Arm Guy: "Fuck no! (To the friend:) Chris, she says you wanna do me."
And I also found out what it meant when they hold up their hands and move their fingers at each other like their waving. They say, "10 fingers! Do it!" and I totally didn't get it, so I asked. Anthony was like:
"Means he wants to grab her ass."
Despite that blatant immaturity and grossly inappropriate gesturing, I gave him Rachel's SN for Chris. And then I gave him mine. Let's see if he says anything.
Wish me luck!
(*He wants the handcuffs, does he?!)
Nicole blew up the banana stand at 7:35 PM
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name: Nicole Bluth
age:15!
school:CSH...
birthday:10/18/89
Quit asking me what I'm going to be when I grow up, everybody. Shouldn't it be clear to you that I'll never grow up? "I'm impolite and I make fun of everyone..." Yeah, I think you get the point...
LOVES
Randoms, being random, being Jewish, The Pope, Jesus, carbohydrates, love, Moulin Rouge!, Arrested Development, Shmexers, lipgloss, secret quiche, sneaking around, big earrings, irony, the hot detective, the disabled brother, Pedro, avoiding homework, making others feel uncomfortable, bothering adults, sass, Schick Quattro guy, defending Hilary Duff.
HATES
Growing up, being told to grow up, adults who are rude to me before I even get a chance to be rude to them, punks, changes in routines, homophobes and haters, milk chocolate, blood and gore, The O.C., 15-year-olds. And I have a low tolerance for people who refuse to have fun with me.
Today's Quote
ROBOTOGUAPO! SEE EMMA? I TOLD YOU I HAD OUR JOKES!
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